Heartfelt Gratitude For Paid Subscribers, and Consider Supporting Armageddon Prose if You Don’t Already

Heartfelt Gratitude For Paid Subscribers, and Consider Supporting Armageddon Prose if You Don’t Already

Originally published via Armageddon Prose Substack:

Please take this not as a complaint but a reflection of reality: 2.3% of Armageddon Prose subscribers are paid. All the rest get the content for free.

Again, I’m not bitter, as I understand very well the personal financial constraints of a lot of people, having myself lived in poverty for many long years of my life.

That said, if you do have a few extra bucks every month and you appreciate the content I work hard to produce, consider a subscription for $5/month or $50/year.

Most Armageddon Prose articles are and will remain free, but a select few are reserved for paid subscribers.

Some articles in recent history available exclusively to paid subscribers:

·       It’s Not Been a Banner Week For White House Propaganda

·       Trendy, Diverse CIA Mascot Takes the Podcast Circuit By Storm

·       I Highly Endorse Getting Yourself Tortured by a Trained Thai Massage Artist

·       Notes From Exile: ‘Heart of Darkness’

·       Raw Eggs: An Existential Threat?

Other ways to support Armageddon Prose include:

·       insta-tip jar

·       Locals

·       Patreon (commies that censor all my COVID and tranny stuff; it’s only a matter of time before I get banned)

·       the AP merch store

As always, God bless and Godspeed.