Heartfelt Gratitude For Paid Subscribers, and Consider Supporting Armageddon Prose if You Don’t Already

Originally published via Armageddon Prose Substack:

Please take this not as a complaint but a reflection of reality: 2.3% of Armageddon Prose subscribers are paid. All the rest get the content for free.

Again, I’m not bitter, as I understand very well the personal financial constraints of a lot of people, having myself lived in poverty for many long years of my life.

That said, if you do have a few extra bucks every month and you appreciate the content I work hard to produce, consider a subscription for $5/month or $50/year.

Most Armageddon Prose articles are and will remain free, but a select few are reserved for paid subscribers.

Some articles in recent history available exclusively to paid subscribers:

· It’s Not Been a Banner Week For White House Propaganda

· Trendy, Diverse CIA Mascot Takes the Podcast Circuit By Storm

· I Highly Endorse Getting Yourself Tortured by a Trained Thai Massage Artist

· Notes From Exile: ‘Heart of Darkness’

· Raw Eggs: An Existential Threat?

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· insta-tip jar

· Locals

· Patreon (commies that censor all my COVID and tranny stuff; it’s only a matter of time before I get banned)

· the AP merch store