Originally published via Armageddon Prose Substack:
I hate writing these; whatever the gladhanding salesman gene is, it apparently skips a generation. My father, a moderately successful local retail politician in Kansas, does, but not me.
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· On the Betrayal of Family and the RFK Jr. Debacle
· Notes From Exile: ‘Heart of Darkness’
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